2025 Sweary Calendar for Tired-Ass Women

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if(window.self === window.top) { (window.disabled_exts ||=[]).push('product_detail_rebate'); } class SpzRebateComponent extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); } xhr_ = SPZServices.xhrFor(this.win); viewport_ = this.getViewport(); action_ = null; lang = document.documentElement.lang || 'en-US'; landPage = "\/promotions\/rebate\/"; pageType = 1; cart = []; initData = null; rebateInfo = null; renderData = null; footerImage = `${this.win.SHOPLAZZA["image_domain"]}oss/operation/e8ebb03dbb710457ca3b4b6a70898ab2.svg`; isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } buildCallback() { this.initData = this.getProduct(); this.action_ = SPZServices.actionServiceForDoc(this.element); this.registerAction("triggerGetRenderData", () => { const event = SPZUtils.Event.create(this.win, "triggerGetRenderData", this.renderData); this.action_.trigger(this.element, "getRenderData", event); }); this.registerAction("bindPropagation", () => { document.querySelector(".product_detail_rebate_list").addEventListener("click", e => { e.stopPropagation(); this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_promotion_click", { plugin_timestamp: Date.now(), plugin_location: "info", product_id: this.initData.product.id, discount_id: this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map((item) => item.discount_id)[0], }); }); }); } async mountCallback() { document.addEventListener("dj.variantChange", e => { const data = e.detail; if (document.querySelector("#product-select-modal.show")) return; if (this.initData && this.initData.product && data.product && this.initData.product.id === data.product.id) { this.initData = data; this.initRebate(this.initData, true); } else { this.initData = data; this.getRebateInfo(); } }); document.addEventListener("dj.addToCart", e => { const v = e.detail; this.rebateInfo && this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_atc", { variant_discount_id: this.getVariantDiscountId(v.variant_id).map(item => item.discount_id), discount_ids: this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map(item => item.discount_id), variant_id: v.variant_id, product_id: v.product_id, price: v.item_price, number: v.number, }); }); await this.getRebateInfo(); if (document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed")) { this.showDiscountPopupsInfoBar(); } else { this.win.addEventListener("extloaded", () => { this.showDiscountPopupsInfoBar(); }); } } getProduct = (() => { document.addEventListener("dj.variantChange", e => { if (!e.detail || !e.detail.product) return; const productJson = document.querySelector("#product-json"); if (productJson && productJson.textContent && JSON.parse(productJson.textContent)) { productJson.textContent = JSON.stringify(e.detail); } if (this.win.jQuery && this.win.jQuery.fn && this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct")) { this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct", e.detail); } }); return () => { let productData = null; if (this.win.jQuery && this.win.jQuery.fn) { try { let product = this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct"); if (product) { productData = JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(product)); } else { productData = null; } } catch (error) { productData = null; } } if (!productData) { const productJson = document.querySelector("#product-json"); productData = (productJson && productJson.textContent && JSON.parse(productJson.textContent)) || null; } return productData; }; })(); initRebate = this.win.SPZCore.Types.debounce( this.win, (async (data, variantChange) => { let discount_list = Object.assign([], this.rebateInfo.discount_list); /* 按子商品的多少对优惠信息进行排序 */ discount_list && discount_list.sort((a, b) => { return b.variant_ids.length - a.variant_ids.length; }); /* 选中子商品时筛选子商品的优惠信息 */ if (data.selected && data.selected.id) { discount_list = this.getVariantDiscountId(data.selected.id); } /* 无满减信息 */ if (!(discount_list && discount_list.length)) { return; } const isSection = !!document.querySelector( `div[data-section-type^="shoplazza://apps/publicapp/blocks/rebate"] #rebate_custom_component` ); if ( (this.rebateInfo.rebate_type == "sku" && data && data.selected && data.selected.id) || this.rebateInfo.rebate_type == "spu" ) { let nowLandpage = this.landPage; if (discount_list[0]) { nowLandpage = this.landPage + discount_list[0].discount_id || ""; } const info = { rebate: discount_list[0], maxShowCount: this.win.innerWidth > 768 ? 3 : 1, landPage: nowLandpage, modalFooterImg: `url(${`${this.win.SHOPLAZZA["image_domain"]}oss/operation/e8ebb03dbb710457ca3b4b6a70898ab2.svg`})`, }; this.renderData = info; if(isSection) { SPZ.whenApiDefined( document.getElementById("app_rebate_section") ).then(apis => { apis.render(info, true); }); } else { // 重新渲染抖动问题处理 this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(); const newTplDom = await this.templates_.renderTemplate(document.querySelector('#appRebateBlockTpl'), info) const parentDiv = document.querySelector('#app_rebate_block'); const oldDom = parentDiv.querySelector('.app_rebate_list'); if(oldDom){ parentDiv.replaceChild(newTplDom, oldDom); } else { parentDiv.appendChild(newTplDom); } } } this.insertSlideTag(this.rebateInfo.tag, variantChange); var pluginCurrencyEvent = new CustomEvent("plugin_currency_update"); document.dispatchEvent(pluginCurrencyEvent); }).bind(this), 10 ); getRebateInfo = async () => { if (this.initData && this.initData.product && this.initData.product.id) { var variant_ids = this.initData.product.variants.map(variant => variant.id); const res = await this.xhr_.fetchJson( "\/api\/discount-rebate\/product-discount", { method: "POST", body: { product_id: this.initData.product.id, product_type: this.initData.product.product_type, variant_ids: variant_ids, }, } ); if (!SPZCore.Types.isEmptyObject(res.rebate_info)) { res.rebate_info.tag = res.tag; res.rebate_info.rebate_type = res.rebate_type; this.rebateInfo = res.rebate_info; this.initRebate(this.initData); } else { if (this.win.top !== this.win.self) { const noActivity = document.getElementById("no-rebate-activity"); noActivity && (noActivity["style"].display = "block"); } } } }; getVariantDiscountId = (variant_id) => { if (!variant_id || !this.rebateInfo) return []; var rebateId = this.rebateInfo.variant_discount_map[variant_id]; return this.rebateInfo.discount_list.filter(item => item.discount_id == rebateId) || []; }; insertSlideTag = (tag, variantChange) => { setTimeout(() => { if (tag) { var tag_container; var modal = document.getElementById("product-select-modal"); if (modal && modal.classList.contains("show")) { if (!variantChange && modal.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag")) return; if ( variantChange && modal.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag:not(.rebate-tag)") ) return; tag_container = modal; } else { var product_detail_card = document.querySelector( '.page_container > [data-section-type="product_detail"], .page_container > [data-section-type="product-template"]' ); if(!product_detail_card) return; if (!variantChange && product_detail_card.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag")) return; if (variantChange && product_detail_card.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag:not(.rebate-tag)")) return; tag_container = product_detail_card; } if (tag_container.matches("#product-select-modal") && this.pageType === 13 && document.documentElement.clientWidth < 768) return; const tagDom = `<div class="slider-discount-tag dj_skin_product_title rebate-tag">${tag}</div>` if (document.querySelector(".sep-loaded-slider")) { var loadedSlider = tag_container.querySelector(".sep-loaded-slider"); loadedSlider.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach(function(element) { element.remove(); }); loadedSlider.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend", tagDom); } else { if (tag_container.querySelector(".support-slick")) { var supportSlick = tag_container.querySelectorAll(".support-slick, .sep-slider"); supportSlick.forEach((element) => { element.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach((element) => { element.remove(); }); element.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend",tagDom); }); } else { var sepSlider = tag_container.querySelector(".sep-slider"); sepSlider.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach(function(element) { element.remove(); }); sepSlider.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend",tagDom); } } if (document.documentElement.clientWidth < 768) { const sliderDiscountTagHeight = tag_container.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag").offsetHeight || 0; document.querySelector(".product-image__swiper_bullets").style.bottom = `${sliderDiscountTagHeight + 15}px`; } } }, 1000); }; fetchInfoBar = () => { let discount_ids = []; if (this.pageType === 1) { discount_ids = this.rebateInfo && this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map(item => item.discount_id); } else if (this.pageType === 38) { discount_ids = [this.win.rebateObj.rebateCollection_id] || []; } const productObj = this.getProduct(); return this.xhr_.fetchJson("\/api\/discount-rebate\/global-text", { method: "POST", body: { product_type: productObj && productObj.product && productObj.product.product_type, line_items: (this.cart.line_items || []).map(item => ({ variant_id: item.variant_id, product_id: item.product_id, quantity: item.quantity, price: item.price, selected: !item.unchecked, })), discount_ids: discount_ids, }, }); }; renderBottomBanner = res => { if (!res.tips) return; if (document.querySelector(".discount__info-bar")) return; var bar_style = `background:linear-gradient(90deg,${res.config.background_color_start},${res.config.background_color_end}); color:${res.config.color};`; let data = { tips: res.tips, landPage: this.landPage + res.id, bar_style }; const html = SPZCore.Dom.htmlFor(this.element); const banner = html([ `<a impr="1" imprevt="1" id="rebate_bottom_bar" href=${data.landPage} class="discount__info-bar text-truncate" data-activity-type="rebate" style="${data.bar_style}">${data.tips}</a>`, ]); document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed").appendChild(banner); const pluginCurrencyEvent = new CustomEvent("plugin_currency_update"); document.dispatchEvent(pluginCurrencyEvent); if (res.id) { var trackParams = { page: this.pageType, discount_id: res.id, product_id: this.getProduct()?.product.id, }; banner.addEventListener("click", () => { this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_promotion_click", { plugin_timestamp: Date.now(), plugin_location: "bottom_bar", product_id: trackParams.product_id, discount_id: trackParams.discount_id, }); }); this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_banner_pv", trackParams); } }; showDiscountPopupsInfoBar = () => { if ([13, 14, 19, 30, 31].includes(this.pageType)) return; if (document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed .discount__info-bar")) return; this.fetchInfoBar().then(this.renderBottomBanner); document.addEventListener("dj.cartChange", () => { this.fetchInfoBar().then(this.renderBottomBanner); }); }; } SPZ.defineElement("spz-custom-rebate", SpzRebateComponent);

2025 Sweary Calendar for Tired-Ass Women

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Product Description

Are you a sweary woman or mom will a love for perfectly placed "shit" or "fuck"?

This cuss word 2025 Wall Hanging Calendar features TWO funny cuss word quotes per month for the year of 2025. This hanging wall calendar features a hook to hang on the wall, is vertical and sized 11" x 8".

FEATURES

Stay Organized in Style
This 2025 calendar combines functionality with fun, featuring vibrant designs and inspiring quotes to keep you motivated all year long.
Monthly Inspiration
Each month brings 2 new quotes to uplift your spirits and help you start each day with a positive mindset.
Ample Planning Space
With plenty of room for notes and appointments, this planner helps you stay on top of your schedule effortlessly.
Durable and Long-lasting
Crafted from high-quality materials, this calendar is designed to withstand daily use, ensuring it looks great throughout the year.
Perfect for Gifting
Whether for yourself or a loved one, this calendar makes a thoughtful gift that adds a touch of joy to everyday planning.

SPECIFICATIONS

Material: Paper
Size: As shown

PACKAGE INCLUDES

1* 2025 Sweary Calendar for Tired-Ass Women

class SpzSmartBlockComponent extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.templates_ = null; this.container_ = null; this.i18n_ = {}; this.config_ = {}; this.show_type_ = 3; this.product_resource_id_ = ''; this.collection_resource_id_ = ''; this.cart_items_ = []; this.customer_id_ = ''; this.order_id_ = ''; } static deferredMount() { return false; } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.CONTAINER; } buildCallback() { const template_type = window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.template_type; if (template_type === 1) { this.show_type_ = 3; this.product_resource_id_ = window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.resource_id; } else if (template_type === 2) { this.show_type_ = 4; this.collection_resource_id_ = window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.resource_id; } else if (template_type === 15){ this.show_type_ = 5; } else if (template_type === 13){ this.show_type_ = 6; } else if (template_type === 20){ this.show_type_ = 7; this.customer_id_ = window.SHOPLAZZA.customer.customer_id; } else if (template_type === 35){ this.show_type_ = 8; this.order_id_ = window.location.pathname.split('/').pop(); } this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(this.element); this.setAction_(); } mountCallback() { console.log('appzebu smart mounted'); const that = this; const themeName = window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name; const isGeek = /Geek/.test(themeName); this.fetchRules().then((res) => { if (res && res.rules && res.rules.length) { const blockEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_block'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(blockEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: res}, true).then(() => { if (isGeek && that.show_type_ === 6) { blockEl.querySelector('.plugin_container_wrpper').style.padding = '30px 0'; } const recommendStyle = document.createElement('style'); recommendStyle.innerHTML = ` .plugin__recommend_container,.app-recommend-card { display: none !important; } `; document.head.appendChild(recommendStyle); const fetchList = []; res.rules.forEach((rule) => { fetchList.push(this.fetchRuleProductList(rule.id)); }); const fetchAll = Promise.all(fetchList); fetchAll.then((p_res) => { res.rules.forEach((rule, index) => { rule.products = p_res[index] && p_res[index].products; const ruleEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_rule_' + rule.id); SPZ.whenApiDefined(ruleEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: rule}, true).then(() => { that.impressListen(`#smart_recommend_rule_ul_${rule.id}`, function(){ that.trackRuleImpress(rule); }); const btnElList = document.querySelectorAll(`#smart_recommend_rule_ul_${rule.id} button`); btnElList.forEach((btnEl) => { if (btnEl && rule.config && rule.config.quick_shop_button_bg_color && rule.config.quick_shop_button_text_color) { btnEl.style.backgroundColor = rule.config.quick_shop_button_bg_color; btnEl.style.color = rule.config.quick_shop_button_text_color; } }) }); }); }); }); }) }) } else { if (window.top !== window.self) { const template_type = window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.template_type; const holderEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_preview_no_data_placeholder'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(holderEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: { isCart: template_type === 13, isCollection: template_type === 2, isProduct: template_type === 1, isIndex: template_type === 15 }}, true); }); } } }); } setAction_() { this.registerAction('quickShop', (data) => { const that = this; const product_id = data.args.product_id; const productIndex = data.args.productIndex; const rule_id = data.args.rule_id; const ssp = data.args.ssp; const scm = data.args.scm; const cfb = data.args.cfb; const ifb = data.args.ifb; const modalRender = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_modal_render'); if (product_id) { this.fetchProductData(product_id).then((res) => { const product = res.products && res.products.length && res.products[0] || {}; product.cfb = cfb; product.ifb = ifb; SPZ.whenApiDefined(modalRender).then((api) => { api.render({product: product, productIndex: productIndex, rule_id: rule_id, ssp: ssp, scm: scm, show_type: that.show_type_}, true).then(() => { const modalEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_modal'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(modalEl).then((modal) => { that.impressListen('#smart_recommend_product_modal', function(){ that.trackQuickShop({ rule_id: rule_id, product_id: product_id }); }); modal.open(); }); const formEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_form'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(formEl).then((form) => { form.setProduct(product); }); const variantEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_variants'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(variantEl).then((variant) => { variant.handleRender(product); }); }); }) }); } }); this.registerAction('handleScroll', (data) => { this.directTo(data.args.rule_id, data.args.direction); }); this.registerAction('handleProductChange', (data) => { const variant = data.args.data.variant; const product = data.args.data.product; const imageRenderEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_image'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(imageRenderEl).then((api) => { api.render({ variant: variant, product: product }, true); }); }); this.registerAction('handleAtcSuccess', (detail) => { const data = detail.args; data.data.product = data.data.product || {}; data.data.variant = data.data.variant || {}; const product_id = data.data.product.id; const product_title = data.data.product.title; const variant_id = data.data.variant.id; const price = data.data.variant.price; const rule_id = data.rule_id; const aid = `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.${rule_id}`; const ifb = data.data.product.ifb; const cfb = data.data.product.cfb; const ssp = data.ssp; const scm = data.scm; const spm = `smart_recommend_${this.show_type_}.${data.spmIndex}`; const params = { id: product_id, product_id: product_id, number: 1, name: product_title, variant_id: variant_id, childrenId: variant_id, item_price: price, source: 'add_to_cart', _extra: { aid: aid, ifb: ifb, cfb: cfb, scm: scm, spm: `..${window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.template_name}.${spm}`, ssp: ssp, } }; this.tranckAddToCart(params); }); this.registerAction('addATCHook', (data) => { const params = data.args; const spm = `smart_recommend_${this.show_type_}.${params.spmIndex}`; this.myInterceptor_ = window.djInterceptors && window.djInterceptors.track.use({ event: 'dj.addToCart', params: { aid: `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.` + params.rule_id, ssp: params.ssp, scm: params.scm, cfb: params.cfb, spm: `..${window.SHOPLAZZA.meta.page.template_name}.${spm}`, }, once: true }); }); } tranckAddToCart(detail) { if (window.$) { window.$(document.body).trigger('dj.addToCart', detail); } } fetchRules() { const payload = { show_type: this.show_type_, }; let that = this; if (this.show_type_ === 6) { let line_items = []; return this.fetchCart().then((res) => { if (res && res.cart && res.cart.line_items) { line_items = res.cart.line_items.map((item) => { return { product_id: item.product_id, variant_id: item.variant_id, quantity: item.quantity, price: item.price } }); } payload.line_items = line_items; that.cart_items_ = line_items; return that.fetchRulesRequest(payload); }); } else { if (this.show_type_ === 3) { payload.line_items = [{ product_id: this.product_resource_id_ }]; } else if (this.show_type_ === 4) { payload.collection_id = this.collection_resource_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 7) { payload.customer_id = this.customer_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 8) { payload.order_id = this.order_id_; } return this.fetchRulesRequest(payload); } } fetchRulesRequest(payload) { return fetch(window.SHOPLAZZA.routes.root + "/api/possum/recommend_query", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify(payload) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }); } fetchCart() { return fetch(`/api/cart/cart-select?r=${Math.random().toString(36).slice(-4)}`) .then((res) => { if (res.ok) { return res.json(); } }); } fetchRuleProductList(rule_id) { const payload = { page: 1, limit: 100, fields: ["title", "url", "image", "min_price_variant.price", "min_price_variant.compare_at_price"], rule_id: rule_id, }; if (this.show_type_ === 3) { payload.line_items = [{ product_id: this.product_resource_id_ }]; } else if (this.show_type_ === 4) { payload.collection_id = this.collection_resource_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 6) { payload.line_items = this.cart_items_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 7) { payload.customer_id = this.customer_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 8) { payload.order_id = this.order_id_; } return fetch(window.SHOPLAZZA.routes.root + "/api/possum/recommend_products", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify(payload) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }).catch(function(err){ console.log(err); }); } fetchProductData(product_id) { return fetch(window.SHOPLAZZA.routes.root + "/api/possum/products", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify({ product_ids: [product_id], fields: [ "images", "options", "min_price_variant", "variants"] }) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }).catch(function(err){ console.log(err); const loadingEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_loading'); if (loadingEl) { loadingEl.style.display = 'none'; } }); } getStyle(ele, style) { if (!ele) return; if (window.getComputedStyle) { return window.getComputedStyle(ele)[style]; } return ele.currentStyle[style]; } directTo(id, direction) { const scrollElement = document.getElementById(`smart_recommend_rule_ul_${id}`); const blockWidth = parseInt(this.getStyle(scrollElement, 'width')); const scrollLength = (blockWidth * 0.19 - 12) * 5; const scrollPoint = scrollElement.scrollWidth - scrollElement.clientWidth; if (!scrollElement) return; if (direction === 'left') { if (document.dir === 'rtl') { scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.abs(scrollElement.scrollLeft) >= scrollPoint - 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft - scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); return; } scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.max(scrollElement.scrollLeft - scrollLength, 0), behavior: 'smooth' }); } else { if (document.dir === 'rtl') { scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.abs(scrollElement.scrollLeft) >= scrollPoint + 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft + scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); return; } scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: scrollElement.scrollLeft >= scrollPoint - 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft + scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); } } trackRuleImpress(rule) { if (window.sa && window.sa.track) { window.sa.track("plugin_common", { plugin_name: "upsell", event_type: "impressions", rule_id: rule.id, ssp: rule.ssp, scm: rule.scm, show_type: this.show_type_, support_app_block: window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.support_app_block }); window.sa.track("module_impressions", { aid: `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.${rule.id}`, support_app_block: window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.support_app_block }); } } trackQuickShop(data) { window.sa && sa.track && sa.track("plugin_common", { plugin_name: "upsell", event_type: "quick_shop", rule_id: data.rule_id, product_id: data.product_id, show_type: this.show_type_, }); } impressListen(selector, cb) { const el = document.querySelector(selector); const onImpress = (e) => { if (e) { e.stopPropagation(); } cb(); }; if (el && !el.getAttribute('imprsd')) { el.addEventListener('impress', onImpress) } else if (el) { onImpress(); } } } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-smart-block', SpzSmartBlockComponent);